Jerome Valeska | Gotham

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[likeavirus]

1. found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?

2. I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.

3. What's the wine called that we really like and usually drink with xanax?

4. it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi had a giant gash in his Achilles tendon

2.

[babbing]

Always easy to mistake one bitch for another.

3.

[riddleman]

Basically any Pinot Noir. I'd give you an exact pairing, but once you add the Xanax you're done giving a damn anyway.

Not that it matters, but are you technically even 21 yet?

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[slithy]

Oh, Cheshire cat, you should know.
Things don't get explained, that's the way things go.

I wonder, I wonder
why you ponder
a stray, unclaimed phone is no strange feat.
even if it's found wrapped in lunch meat.

4.

[zsaszle]

Leave my boss alone, that's ableist.

i have to hijack i am sorry

[beaky]

VICTOR

I don't think he was talking about me!!!

[zsaszle]

Oh.

Huh.

Sorry, boss, that's on me.

[likeavirus]

See, I knew you'd understand!

[likeavirus]

Good point. Thanks for the reminder.

Like you said, doesn't matter.
For all that it does, I'm ageless, baby.

[likeavirus]

Uggghhh
Don't you ever get tired of the rhyming schtick? gets old, fast, pal.

1.

[freeroam]

why are you asking me? it's probably your stupid, gross bologna wrapped phone.

[likeavirus]

[just this voice text is sent to both of them. Because he needs you to know he appreciates your awkward arguing. It's adorable!]

[likeavirus]

Seemed as good a person as any to ask.

[freeroam]

why though? what makes you think i'd even want to get close enough to you to do that?

[slithy]

Big talk from the man who's all laughter.
Perhaps we should both cease our gimmicks hereafter?

[likeavirus]

Laughter is fun and contagious.
Rhyming is annoying.

[likeavirus]

Aww, I'm not ALL bad, girlie. You could learn some things from me.

[slithy]

A matter of opinion, I tend to find.
In fiction, in music, no one tends to mind.
The laughter of a clown can sometimes be grating.
Loud, high and mocking, real fear baiting.

1; she doesn't even go to this school

[itistolaugh]

no
& stay out of my freezer

[likeavirus]

I think you left out some key details, there, dollface.
where's the fun in that?

[likeavirus]

It's supposed to be for fun, not for keeps in your daily life.
It's more fun when they're scared, ain't it?

[freeroam]

you mean like how to be a total creep? i'll pass, thanks

[slithy]

Oh dear Cheshire cat, my daily life is this.
It's not something I can get rid of, not something I would miss.

The fear, the terror, the horror in their eyes!!
That is the thing that we all do so prize.
I tried to be normal, to be a sane man.
What can I say? It went against the Red Queens plan.

[itistolaugh]

where's the fun in ruining the mystery?

[likeavirus]

Shame. We could really have some fun.