And here I thought we have a deep connection, Francisco Ramon, employee at STAR labs, wearing a red button up shirt, currently eating twizzlers. Red vines are better, btw.
Also that slushie looks pretty. What flavour is it? Blue? I like blue. It's the best fruit.
[He stops and deletes the start of that response and just stares at his phone for a long moment. Okay, that's just creepy and he isn't sure how else to feel about it than that. But just this time, he's not baited by the Twizzlers VS Red Vines debate. Next time, mystery guy. Next time.]
Who is this?
[He may or may not be checking all the security set-ups now. Something's been hacked, obviously.]
[Axel has already pulled out but he left behind no trace that'd been there, he had a very careful program and he knew how to keep himself from being detected. Not very good if a trickster could be tracked.
Not to start this whole game all over again.]
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Well, see, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
Also who the fuck has a hippo as a pet? I doubt that's allowed, even with an exotic pet license, okay.
You are the most ridiculous random texter I've ever...not...met. WHATEVER. WHY me?! [Because somehow, this person knows him. Maybe he should start looking into assholes from high school who might be bored these days...]
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Date: 2017-02-11 06:40 pm (UTC)Clearly.
Do you have nothing better to do with your time, really?
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Date: 2017-02-11 06:45 pm (UTC)And here I thought we have a deep connection, Francisco Ramon, employee at STAR labs, wearing a red button up shirt, currently eating twizzlers. Red vines are better, btw.
Also that slushie looks pretty. What flavour is it? Blue? I like blue. It's the best fruit.
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Date: 2017-02-11 06:49 pm (UTC)Deep connection, what the f--[He stops and deletes the start of that response and just stares at his phone for a long moment. Okay, that's just creepy and he isn't sure how else to feel about it than that. But just this time, he's not baited by the Twizzlers VS Red Vines debate. Next time, mystery guy. Next time.]
Who is this?
[He may or may not be checking all the security set-ups now. Something's been hacked, obviously.]
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Date: 2017-02-11 06:57 pm (UTC)Not to start this whole game all over again.]
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Date: 2017-02-11 07:06 pm (UTC)Whatever. I'm done here.
[He'll just ignore any further texts after this. Easy, right...????
No, Cisco. Not easy. You're a compulsive texter. Be real with yourself.]1/? buckle in
Date: 2017-02-11 07:09 pm (UTC)2/?
Date: 2017-02-11 07:09 pm (UTC)3/?
Date: 2017-02-11 07:10 pm (UTC)after about 17 lyric texts
Date: 2017-02-11 07:22 pm (UTC)[...]
no seriously
[...]
you've made your point
4/? annnd the entire lyrics to don't leave me this way one by one later
Date: 2017-02-11 07:12 pm (UTC)Star Wars
Is really over-rated?
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Date: 2017-02-11 07:23 pm (UTC)Fuck you, no it's not.
5/?
Date: 2017-02-11 07:13 pm (UTC)6/6
Date: 2017-02-11 07:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-02-11 07:25 pm (UTC)1/2
Date: 2017-02-11 07:31 pm (UTC)2/2
Date: 2017-02-11 07:33 pm (UTC)Like when you said you felt so happy you could die
[And thus he proceeds to text every lyric to Somebody That I Used to Know.]
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Date: 2017-02-11 07:38 pm (UTC)Who hurt you? Why are you like this?
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Date: 2017-02-11 07:41 pm (UTC)My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
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Date: 2017-02-11 07:44 pm (UTC)about 20mins later
Date: 2017-02-11 07:46 pm (UTC)WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
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Date: 2017-02-11 07:48 pm (UTC)but friend, what if your doge/kitty/hippo needs surgery? :(
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Date: 2017-02-11 07:51 pm (UTC)What do I need pet insurance for?
Also who the fuck has a hippo as a pet? I doubt that's allowed, even with an exotic pet license, okay.
You are the most ridiculous random texter I've ever...not...met. WHATEVER. WHY me?! [Because somehow, this person knows him. Maybe he should start looking into assholes from high school who might be bored these days...]
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Date: 2017-02-11 07:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-02-11 08:00 pm (UTC)[He's just gonna HEADDESK FOR AWHILE.
And be immediately interrupted for another insurance sales call.
Goddammit!]
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Date: 2017-02-11 08:02 pm (UTC)do you want anything?
I'm currently giving your number to a dude at the counter. He liked my ass. I'm sure he'll love yours, it's pretty fine.
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