"...there's a storyline. Kind of. Mostly the various rogues keep trapping him, but I free him. Only "trapping" generally translates to "fucking" or "sucking" and "freeing" definitely translates to fucking too." Well, it is porn, what else would one expect? "But most of the actors are pretty cute. Even though the one for the Flash looks even younger than the real deal, very twink. And the dialogue..."
"He calls Mick daddy! And there's a lot of ice puns with Cold and... my guy is okay, I'm not in love with it but I can deal. As long as the next movie has a Piper and Trickster love scene." Axel found himself giggling at random as he remembered some of the dialogue and turned to Hartley, clearly tickled. "Heh. Taste the rainbow. Poor Roy."
"As much of a storyline as any porn can manage, I guess." Because really people can only expect so much. He laughs at Axe's exclamation. "Oh, God." This was definitely going to make work interesting. And by interesting he means he's barely going to be able to face any of them after hearing--and seeing--this.
"Axel has a petition going on Twitter, for the love scene he wants." Which obviously leads to Hartley blushing again, but luckily the mention of tasting the rainbow distracted him and he snorted, shaking his head. "Anyway. Mark's porn actor has the smallest cock. Compared to the others, you know, he's still not too bad, just, smaller than them. Axel pointed that out to Mark, which made Mark send dick pics to everyone."
"I got a kickstarter going to fund the second film, including a Pipster scene." Axel beamed and bounced a little, clearly excited. "Pipster is our ship name. Or Pipebomb. Or Walkaway. I haven't decided yet." Axel changed the hashtag depending on his mood. This week? It was a Pipster week. "He sent everyone dick pics to prove he had a big dick, it was amazing. We got him to use so many filters."
"A kickstarter, huh?" He chuckles softly and shakes his head. So invested. Not that Cisco's all that surprised at this point.
Cisco laughs at the story about Mark and passes Axel's phone back to him. Maybe it wasn't such a lie that the other side had more fun, because that's just hilarious. And for a minute, as he's just sitting in the middle of Hartley's living room, laughing about dumb things with the pair of them, he has a surreal moment of realization-- something that might have been in another life, another situation that wasn't the giant mess that whatever this thing was between the three of them now.
It was a weird feeling that he shook off pretty quickly in favor of a new subject jump from Axel that lead them down some crazy rabbit hole of a conversation that only barely connected in a weird 6 degrees kind of way. The night sort of ended with the trio collapsed in a heap on the floor, too exhausted to bother moving.
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Date: 2017-03-03 08:50 pm (UTC)Cisco laughs at the story about Mark and passes Axel's phone back to him. Maybe it wasn't such a lie that the other side had more fun, because that's just hilarious. And for a minute, as he's just sitting in the middle of Hartley's living room, laughing about dumb things with the pair of them, he has a surreal moment of realization-- something that might have been in another life, another situation that wasn't the giant mess that whatever this thing was between the three of them now.
It was a weird feeling that he shook off pretty quickly in favor of a new subject jump from Axel that lead them down some crazy rabbit hole of a conversation that only barely connected in a weird 6 degrees kind of way. The night sort of ended with the trio collapsed in a heap on the floor, too exhausted to bother moving.