What can I say? You're handsomer than expected. I was expecting some weird, ugly nerd guy. Like the kind you see in movies. Especially since you're like Piper's rival or something.
You're pretty. I bet he just had a thing for you and reacted badly.
Look, okay, so. I know it's like totally not the same kind of jam as my dad but I think it's more fun to make the trick something annoying Instead of something deadly.
Also if I killed a load of people, you'd get all pissy with me.
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Date: 2017-03-13 11:34 pm (UTC)Hey, stop being so beautiful and this shit wouldn't happen!
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Date: 2017-03-13 11:38 pm (UTC)Usually it's "dork" or "nerd" or something along those lines.
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Date: 2017-03-13 11:46 pm (UTC)You're good looking, you rock that dork vibe and you funny.
Also a great ass, like seriously.
A+
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Date: 2017-03-14 12:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-03-15 05:09 pm (UTC)I know I'm a stranger but it's okay to take candy from me.
I sometimes make my own bubble gum and it's the best.
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Date: 2017-03-16 02:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-03-18 07:45 pm (UTC)I was expecting some weird, ugly nerd guy. Like the kind you see in movies.
Especially since you're like Piper's rival or something.
You're pretty. I bet he just had a thing for you and reacted badly.
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Date: 2017-03-18 08:08 pm (UTC)....I SERIOUSLY doubt that.
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Date: 2017-03-18 08:11 pm (UTC)Are you 100% sure?
Cause when Hartley likes a dude, he full spazzes out and gets all pissy and mean.
Trust me, I know. We have history.
Hot, sexy, naked history ;)
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Date: 2017-03-18 08:48 pm (UTC)Yup. Totally sure.
Oh, okay.
Good to know.
[????
Why are you telling him this?]
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Date: 2017-03-18 09:15 pm (UTC)I mean.
Who doesn't?
[Cause he likes to make you uncomfortable as well as loved <3]
Are you still at work?
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Date: 2017-03-18 10:10 pm (UTC)Probably.
I didn't take a poll.
Yeah, but I'll be done in a bit.
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Date: 2017-03-18 11:26 pm (UTC)Good self esteem boost.
Wanna meet afterwards?
Eh
Actually no ?
Meet me afterwards!! :D
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Date: 2017-03-19 12:36 am (UTC)How about no.
[plz don't do this, Axel. PLZ.]
So I don't get a choice?
Uh, where are we meeting, then?
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Date: 2017-03-19 07:44 pm (UTC)6 outta 7 would cuddle you. You seem like a good cuddler.
And nah, no way, you might say no.
Outside your work place?
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Date: 2017-03-19 09:51 pm (UTC)Well, I'll admit that's not the worst assumption.
All right.
Give me like half an hour to wrap things up.
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Date: 2017-03-20 11:00 pm (UTC)just fyi, not at all a big deal, defo should not alert the flash
but
the cops miggggght be on my ass so we can't really hang in public.
how about your place? ;)
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Date: 2017-03-20 11:16 pm (UTC)[And why is Cisco not immediately reevaluating his life choices?]
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Date: 2017-03-20 11:18 pm (UTC):D :D :D
[The mature and adult response.]
u mad???
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Date: 2017-03-20 11:28 pm (UTC)....I dunno.
Depends on what you did.
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Date: 2017-03-20 11:40 pm (UTC)it had a glue spray so that glitter has stuck tight. Everything glimmers!
they're kinda pissy over it :/ idk why.
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Date: 2017-03-21 01:24 am (UTC)He's definitely snickering.]
It was really just glitter?
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Date: 2017-03-28 03:32 pm (UTC)Look, okay, so. I know it's like totally not the same kind of jam as my dad but
I think it's more fun to make the trick something annoying
Instead of something deadly.
Also if I killed a load of people, you'd get all pissy with me.
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Date: 2017-03-28 05:05 pm (UTC)Nothing sticks around quite like glitter.
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Date: 2017-03-28 05:09 pm (UTC)I left a really fun bomb for the Flash.
Hey, quick question, is he allergic to kittens?
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