can we take a minute, here, and appreciate that your new bff is in love with a guy whose name is one letter off from yours? I'm just saying, there's something awfully ironic there.
think he'd be into you if he wasn't all about the dick?
isn't he mostly YOUR friend? but okay fine. I'll play your game. What are the rules, what do I need to know about your almost name twin, here?
the name is seriously the only thing we even almost i have in common. axel is not interested in ME, even in your alternate universe where he loves pussy. everyone knows i'm all yours ♥ ♥ ♥
we just need to like talk axel up in front of his true love make him look good
isn't that just going to come across like a living singles ad? "SWM, 19, seeking love and companionship. lots of fun, knows how to have a good time, btw hope you're into explosives" ?
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Date: 2018-03-11 01:21 am (UTC)puddin
love of my life
we have a mission
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Date: 2018-03-11 01:25 am (UTC)why you tryin' to butter me up, toots?
What's the mission?
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Date: 2018-03-11 01:30 am (UTC)we have to make this happen for him
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Date: 2018-03-11 01:36 am (UTC)how do you know?
aaaaand why do we gotta play cupid cuz that really doesn't sound like my bag, doll
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Date: 2018-03-11 01:39 am (UTC)baaaabe axel is our FRIEND!! don't you want him to be happy like we are?
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Date: 2018-03-11 01:42 am (UTC)can we take a minute, here, and appreciate that your new bff is in love with a guy whose name is one letter off from yours?
I'm just saying, there's something awfully ironic there.
think he'd be into you if he wasn't all about the dick?
isn't he mostly YOUR friend?
but okay fine. I'll play your game.
What are the rules, what do I need to know about your almost name twin, here?
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Date: 2018-03-11 01:52 am (UTC)the name is seriously the only thing we even almost i have in common. axel is not interested in ME, even in your alternate universe where he loves pussy. everyone knows i'm all yours ♥ ♥ ♥
we just need to like
talk axel up in front of his true love
make him look good
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Date: 2018-03-11 02:09 am (UTC)[That was v. v. convincing, surely.]
Good, I'm glad that's settled then.
isn't that just going to come across like a living singles ad?
"SWM, 19, seeking love and companionship. lots of fun, knows how to have a good time, btw hope you're into explosives" ?
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Date: 2018-03-11 02:32 am (UTC)i just need you on board with me on this
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Date: 2018-03-11 03:06 am (UTC)Mass text
Date: 2018-03-11 01:23 am (UTC)candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong?
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Date: 2018-03-11 01:31 am (UTC)party@axel's?
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Date: 2018-03-11 01:39 am (UTC)yes, perfect
i'm glad he's volunteered for being host.
[Harley volunteering for him is basically the same thing, lbr.]