{Home is where you make it, and mine is hidden in the chaos

[myheadisaprison]

PSL with quinnbee + mostlyajerk + trickedya

Comments

[quinnbee]

axel is in looooooove we have to make this happen for him

[likeavirus]

with who?
how do you know?
aaaaand why do we gotta play cupid cuz that really doesn't sound like my bag, doll

[quinnbee]

his name is hartley he likes rats and sticking it to the man and i know everything because i'm amazing baaaabe axel is our FRIEND!! don't you want him to be happy like we are?

[likeavirus]

seriously?

can we take a minute, here, and appreciate that your new bff is in love with a guy whose name is one letter off from yours?
I'm just saying, there's something awfully ironic there.

think he'd be into you if he wasn't all about the dick?

isn't he mostly YOUR friend?
but okay fine. I'll play your game.
What are the rules, what do I need to know about your almost name twin, here?

[quinnbee]

BABE are you jealous??? i love it the name is seriously the only thing we even almost i have in common. axel is not interested in ME, even in your alternate universe where he loves pussy. everyone knows i'm all yours ♥ ♥ ♥ we just need to like talk axel up in front of his true love make him look good

[likeavirus]

NO

[That was v. v. convincing, surely.]

Good, I'm glad that's settled then.

isn't that just going to come across like a living singles ad?
"SWM, 19, seeking love and companionship. lots of fun, knows how to have a good time, btw hope you're into explosives" ?

[quinnbee]

so maybe i'll do the talking and you can be moral support i just need you on board with me on this

[likeavirus]

you got it, babe.