Jerome Valeska | Gotham

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[mostlyajerk]

I don't understand how that would spread chaos. Some rich boy dying? Good for you.

If you want chaos, bust the bank. All the banks.

[likeavirus]

I guess it's just a Gotham thing
You go after the elite, I promise, there's problems
Plus it's hardly the only thing I've done
It was annoying when the bus full of cheerleaders didn't go up in flames like they were supposed to.
Technical difficulties, you know how it goes

[mostlyajerk]

Right. That sounds less like you are after chaos and more like you are after cruelty. Very edgy, slightly try-hard.

How old are you?

[likeavirus]

18, what's it matter?

[mostlyajerk]

Because you do sound like a teenager. I'm not sure how relieved to be to be right about that.

Cheerleader turn you down for prom?

[likeavirus]

I'm trying to decide if I should be offended by that or not, so I guess we're even

Pfft please.

[mostlyajerk]

You sound more like a theatre kid than the quarterback.

[likeavirus]

I can accept that, really.
Does it help color the picture when I point out I was more or less raised in a circus?

Oh, and I mean that literally
That's not a cute colloquialism

[mostlyajerk]

I have no idea how I know more than one person to whom that applies, but hey. Congratulations. Did you befriend any elephants?

[likeavirus]

It says your life is interesting and you know fun people!
I did not.
My mother was a snake dancer though?

[mostlyajerk]

My acquaintance doesn't know who his mother was. But he's the best acrobat with a fear of height I've ever met.

[likeavirus]

An acrobat with a fear of heights. Interesting.
What goes into that sort of career decision?

[mostlyajerk]

I can't say for certain, but I suspect it involved a lot of being dropped on the head.

[likeavirus]

Fair assumption, I suppose.